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Alistair's Chastity Belt by mikah1337 Alistair's Chastity Belt by mikah1337
This my submission for :iconbiowarefanclub:'s Advertisement Campaign.
Alistair FINALLY has some help to keep those pesky female wardens at bay...NO MEANS NO, LADIES. JEEZE.

Alistair is copyright Bioware from Dragon Age: Origins

(Side Note: Due to my extreme procrastination, I was not able to add all the detail I wanted to. Perhaps I'll continue to work on it....)
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:iconlockheed32:
Lockheed32 Featured By Owner May 5, 2017
LOL. Hellnah....lol
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:icontoxicscythe:
ToxicScythe Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
my lock pick is maxed... I got this :P
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:iconlady-sigyn:
Lady-Sigyn Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
Oh, wait.....CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!!!!
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:iconlady-sigyn:
Lady-Sigyn Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
Alistair, how could you do this to us?! TT_TT
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:iconminty-nutmeg:
Minty-Nutmeg Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
NOOOOO I DISAPPROVE OF THIS INVENTION D': Take it off, Alistair...you're too sexy to hide it all away! XD
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:iconx-alice-x-dark-x:
x-Alice-x-Dark-x Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012
that is a crime against nature......................
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:iconmorninglight2:
Morninglight2 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
F!Wardens disapprove -1000000000000000.
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:iconhgn1:
hgn1 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012
*Finishes poster*
Alistair: So, um, can you unlock it now?
Me: Hm? No.
Alistair: :nuu:
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:iconboomersgirl98:
BoomersGirl98 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012  Student Writer
man… Ali-bear's got a MASSIVE package!!! thank the Maker I'm a Rogue… *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
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:iconartfreak959:
artfreak959 Featured By Owner May 21, 2012  Student Writer
LOL :squee: so true...
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:iconboomersgirl98:
BoomersGirl98 Featured By Owner May 22, 2012  Student Writer
:iconblushingplz: haha
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:iconkathleen321:
Kathleen321 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012
lol!!
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:iconreyrocksall:
Reyrocksall Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
"We're men, we're men in tiiiiiggghhhts.."
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:icondarlingrikku:
DarlingRikku Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Damn it!!! Why couldn't I be a rouge!!!??? That's what I get for not thinking ahead!
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:icondragonkeeper-natalie:
Dragonkeeper-natalie Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2011  Student Writer
Thank the Maker I'm a rogue! I love it.
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:iconthesanguinevixen:
TheSanguineVixen Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Haha! Lmao that is brilliant XD But tut tut Alibear my girl is rogue and is very good at picking those locks ;) I won't be able to see Alistair in the same way for a little way best stay away from DA for a bit XD
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:iconilovealistairmore:
ILoveAlistairMore Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
And that, my friends, is why I'm a Rogue.
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:icondieromantic928:
DieRomantic928 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011  Student Photographer
rofl No kidding!

XD
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:iconkitsunesweetheart:
KitsuneSweetheart Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011
Ah, I knew I made my lass a Rogue for a reason...
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:iconthepudding:
ThePudding Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
This really does explain it....
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:iconlosuurx:
Losuurx Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2011
...I just loled.
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:iconbitchimo:
Bitchimo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
ME DISAPROVES -10000000. :stare:
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:iconpyz001:
Pyz001 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011
You're only making it harder for yourself,Alibear. <3
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:iconunknownsushi:
Unknownsushi Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2011  Student General Artist
T^T so i cant talk you out of a key can i?
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:iconnixgaunt:
NixGaunt Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2011
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahhahahaaaaaaahahahahahah

*breathes*

ahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahahahahaha

*dies*
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:iconcrimsonberry:
Crimsonberry Featured By Owner May 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Heh. Awesome. :D


Well...not for those of us who want to get into those pants lol
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:iconsebistara:
Sebistara Featured By Owner May 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
EPIC! :D
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:iconlunicriascarletta:
Lunicriascarletta Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2011
Glad my character is a rogue. >D
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:iconwolfy-of-ebil:
wolfy-of-ebil Featured By Owner May 2, 2011
*Highfives*
Lucky you. xD
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:icon123malik456:
123MALIK456 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2011
The amount of laughter this image caused me...

I do believe I now have a six pack, thanks to you.
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:iconmikah1337:
mikah1337 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hhehe I'm glad you liked it!
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:icon123malik456:
123MALIK456 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2011
:iconmhmmplz:
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:iconesca6angel:
esca6angel Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2011
We Must Find the key! LOl
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:iconkarenae:
Karenae Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011
Now he won't have to worry about licking lampposts in winter. I love this
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:iconstevegoad:
stevegoad Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011  Professional General Artist
Hahaha, that's hilarious. 8 sovereigns! Man that's expensive birth control, LOL!
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:iconnaokoyamashita:
NaokoYamashita Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
oh...my...gosh...
X3
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:iconmikah1337:
mikah1337 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Glad you like it! :D
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:iconkaidanlove81:
KaidanLove81 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2011
LOL love it =D
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:iconmikah1337:
mikah1337 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hehe why thank you!
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:iconcepheala:
CePheala Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2011  Professional Filmographer
Awesome XD !
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:iconhippokrys:
HippoKrys Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2011
*mouth hangs open*
wahhh???
lol!!
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:iconladyofpayne:
Ladyofpayne Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like Al's face.
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:iconaurelya:
Aurelya Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Forget the beacon at the Tower of Ishal, all we need is a torch and a little Alistair hip action!
XD Wonderful!!
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:iconcrimsonrhodelia:
crimsonrhodelia Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011
I adore this. The glint on the...bit really makes the image as spectacular as it is.
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:iconmikah1337:
mikah1337 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahaha thanks. Do you think Alistair would *approve* of the umm..."glint" size?
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:iconalessatrickster:
AlessaTrickster Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011
ohgod HAHAHAHAHAHA
ahh cute Alistair, looking so happy with it xD
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:iconyoshida6:
Yoshida6 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011
:rofl: Awesome! Pure win! :rofl: :thumbsup:
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:iconalicedoesdrugs:
AliceDoesDrugs Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOLWHAT!? XD
Thats so random lmfao XD
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:iconsniktchick:
Sniktchick Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Bloody, flamin' awesome! :D :love:
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:iconjessmullenite:
JessMullenite Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011
Freakin' brilliant.
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